Stoner Quotes - Funny Smoking Weed Quotes and Sayings
Sitting down to enjoy a funny movie while smoking some of that good stuff is an amazing experience. The experience is even better when the movie you're watching is a stoner movie, the stoner quotes you'll hear are some of the funniest things, especially if you're high. Besides the funny smoking weed and stoner quotes and sayings, we will also talk about the benefits of smoking pot.
From "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" to "Pineapple Express", "Friday" and "Cheech & Chong", read bellow the most memorable quotes from the funniest stoner movies.
The Most Popular Stoner Quotes from Movies
Dazed and Confused
The first on our list is the classic, Dazed and Confused. There's a scene where David Wooderson (Matthew McConaughey) asks his friend, Mitch Kramer (Wiley Wiggins) if he has a joint. The most agreeable line for stoners is said after he receives a negative answer: "It'd be a lot cooler if you did." Now that's something that all of us could agree on.
This is another classic where one of the most memorable comedians, Dave Chappelle, who plays Sir Smoke-a-lot, says one of the funniest stoner quotes: "I wanna talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden."
Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas
In this one, it's Johnny Depp, who plays Raoul Duke, who has the most memorable quotes. However, this movie is full of quotes that are really funny and memorable, but for stoners it probably was the one where Raoul Duke lists all the drugs that they have in their stash. It goes from weed to coke, to a huge assortment of pills. It's like they had a pharmacy in their trunk.
This is the movie that gets stoners laughing wherever they might be. Chris Tucker, who plays Smokey, says to Ice Cube, who plays Craig Jones, one of the most relatable quotes that start with Craig being fired on his day off: “I know you don’t smoke weed, I know this, but I’m gonna get you high today, ’cause it’s Friday; you ain’t got no job… and you ain’t got shit to do.” Stoners all over the world recite this quote word for word.
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
This is one of the classics to which all hungry stoners can relate to. In a memorable scene where Harold and Kumar (John Cho and Kal Penn, respectively) get high with a cheetah, then they climb on it and ride it. The quote is When Harold asks: “Dude, am I really high, or is this actually working?” And Kumar answers: “Both”.
Up in Smoke
This movie isn't just a classic, it's actually the first stoner movie and has the funniest stoner quotes. It's when Cheech says: “Is that a joint man? That there looks like a quarter-pounder.” It's a priceless gem.
We mentioned the first stoner movie, so now let's say something about a modern-day stoner classic. This one is full of great quotes because it's made by stoners, for stoners. The quote is when Danny McBride, who plays Red, says this line as a reaction to how high he is: “I’m trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now. Like, am I seeing shit because I’m stone or because I have no blood left in my body.”
Now for the last stoner movie, we picked "Grandma's Boy", when Peter Dante says “I’ll smoke it with ya bro, we’ll go to the loony bin together. I don’t give a fuck.”. It's hillarious af.