Hilarious Jokes and Funny Quotes on Love


Funny Jokes about Love


Humor plays an important role in relationships. If used correctly, humor can reduce that awkwardness and embarrassment in the beginning of your relationship, but it can also strengthen your bond with your lover and help you overcome conflicts and disagreements. Humor also relieves stress, improves your mood and helps you look on the bright side when things in life are not going your way.

Hearing someone laughing can be really contagious, but hearing your partner laughing is a proof that you still know how to make him/her smile. Studies have shown that couples who joke around and laugh together have healthier relationships because humor increases the love between them and creates intimacy. Everyone needs a good laugh from time to time, so if you haven't made your partner laugh in a while, now it's the right time to make them smiling ear to ear. It has been proven that laughter improves the quality of romantic relationships - if you share a laugh together, you'll both feel happier, more relaxed and more positive.

Shared laughter is undoubtedly one of the most powerful and effective tools for keeping your relationship exciting and fresh for a long time. But if you don't think you are especially funny, this list of hilarious jokes and quotes about love will certainly help you to bring a big smile on your partner's face. Choose some of these awesome jokes and one-liners, and remember that the more laughter you bring into your own life, the happier others around you will feel.

  • Every day I fall more in love with you, except on those days when you really piss me off.
  • I love more than pizza (but please don't make me prove it).
  • You're just like coffee. You make everything better.
  • You hold my heart in your hands. So, don't clap.
  • Love means never having to say anything because you're both looking at your smartphones.
  • Let's flip a coin. Head, I'm yours. Tails, you're mine.
  • Imagine if... we were together forever... Oh, wait. Life's too unfair for that.
  • From the first time I saw you, I knew I was going to give you the wrong number.
  • What's the difference between love and herpes? Love doesn't last forever.
  • All I really need is your love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
  • The hardest part of every relationship is when it's not your turn to talk.
  • Love helps to kill time. And time helps to kill love.
  • You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
  • In the morning I can't eat because I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat because I'm still thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep because I'm so hungry!
  • My best love was chocolate. But, then you came around.
  • You're so cute, can I keep you forever?
  • You fit me better than my favorite sweater.
  • I promise that I'll love you always and forever. LOL, I forgot that I can't live that long. I love you more than everybody loves Raymond.
  • If I choose you over sleep, you better feel special.
  • Excuse me, do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
  • Every day I fall in love with you again and again. Except for yesterday, yesterday you were pretty annoying.
  • Love is not having to hold your farts anymore.
  • Today I don't feel like doing anything. Except you.
  • You annoy me more than I ever thought is possible. But I love every annoying minute spent with you.
  • I love you no matter what you do. But do you have to do so much of it?
  • Forget about butterflies. I feel the whole ZOO when I'm with you.
  • I love you because you're pretty awesome. Just like me.
  • I love you exactly the way I am.